It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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