I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
