Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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