i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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