your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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