Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
