dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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