I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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