What a fucking waste of an outfit
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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