what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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