Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
