Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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