what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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