We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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