I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
whose parrot is this?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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