that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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