The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
