Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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