I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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