How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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