Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
