Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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