I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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