I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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