carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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