Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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