I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do herpes really smell.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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