what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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