Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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