No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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