I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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