I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i've created a new STD.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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