Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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