:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
