Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i now understand why vodka
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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