it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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