whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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