i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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