so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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