I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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