why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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