Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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