I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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