Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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