Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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