How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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