We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Congratulations! We have a period
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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