What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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