How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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