I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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