just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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