Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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