a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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