508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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